On the first day God made this big globe and named it Urth, but the 2nd day was a disaster because God's dad said "No motherfucker its spelled - EARTH!" And the 3rd day God was grounded to a cloud above the north pole. The 4th day God took a giant piss on Urth and created the oceans. The 5th day a Walmart was created. 6th day was a day of shopping for Mrs. God. The 7th day God was tired and made Paris Hilton and some dude named Fred Durst. The End.