I went to an country arts and crafts expo in Washington County this weekend. There was this chinese artist named Jinsheng Song who I had a run in with. I was looking at his pen and ink drawings and the fucker started demanding $150.00 cash for this one small pic I was looking at. The little roach grabbed me by the back of the neck and pushed a cell pone in my face and told me I had 10 minutes to get the cash or I would suffer a lifetime of bad luck. I told Hong Kong Phooy that my girl friend had the cash and I would have to go get it. As we were leaving the expo I saw Mr. egg roll heading for the parking lot looking for me..... I think the fucker would have gone Beijing on our asses if we didnt leave.... Shit man..
Thats nothing. I went to go buy a car and I changed my mind at the last second and this salesman named Frank Rizzo pushed my face right in the fucking hood and said, "You buy this fucking car or I break your fucking head!!"