Yeah, reminds me of the time I broke this kid's arm my sister was babysitting...it was going completely in the wrong direction...it was an accident and I still feel horrible about it to this day. I was young at the time 2.
when i was lil my even liler lil brother always tried to mess with me, and of course he always got his ass kicked. one day, he wouldnt stop gettin on my nerves so i threw him headfirst into a radiator. i dunno if you have them but it was an old german one, with pointy edges and shit. he bled like a pig but somehow my dad didnt feel like takin him to the hospital and just stuck this bandaid on his forehead...well the cut was so deep it wouldnt heal completely so my bro had this big ass scar on his fuckin forehead for years. now i dont know whos the bigger sinner me or my dad you go figure.
I used to ice skate at the local rink when I was 10. Kids (who were my age) were much shorter, and one day one of them challenged me to a speed skating "duel." I hadn't yet learned to stop...well, sadly The wall came in first, she came in second and I came in third and the 40 stitches to her face came in fourth.