A Belgian, a Dutchman, an atractive lady and an old woman are in a train. The train goes through a tunnel. A punch is heard. When the train leaves the tunnel, the Dutchman is rubbing his eye.
The old lady thinks: Oh my, while we were in that tunnel, that man has been touching that girl!
The girl thinks: Oh my, while we were in that tunnel, that man has been touching that woman!
The Belgian thinks: in the next tunnel, I will beat that Dutchman's other eye!
v2 - by Shunt - 10/3/2011 9:54:18 am Time: 1 min 57 secs
v3 - by yanbu - 10/3/2011 2:35:41 pm Time: 3 mins 46 secs
v4 - by yanbu - 10/3/2011 6:10:55 pm Time: 6 mins 23 secs