Harming a perfectly good television is against all rules of humanity, you are better off strapping packs of dynomite across your chest and just going down to the station, like some after-school special and blow that place to pieces.
My TV sucks. If Satan Claus brings me one then I will blow it up. Sorry I confused you all. I will from now on blow up nothing and that will resolve everything by not committing violence... oh shit... a Loverboy video just came on... gotta go!