Untitled - by gerold blankface
- by gerold blankface - 7/17/2005 - 8:53:14 pm
v1- by gerold blankface - 7/17/2005 8:53:14 pm
Gerold Blankface7/17/2005 8:57:08 pm
I woke up in the dark. COuldn't se a thing. I tried to sit up, but only got a few inches upright when I bumped my hea don something. It was uncomfortabley warm. Dirt and gravel debris was pressing into my naked back. I tried to bend my knees, but there was somthing just over me and I could not. Reaching around, I could feel what I recognized as a book of matches.. I struck one and there was light. banging on the walls, I could tell I had been buried.. Only 9 more matches left.
kix7/17/2005 9:51:00 pm
examine the corners with the flame, if theres a drought somewhere...
Anubix7/17/2005 10:27:06 pm
your fucked dude, and i think a couple of your toes have some fungus or something, they are all white
The angry flagman7/18/2005 12:02:11 am
Blow out the match then masterbate one last time.
mez7/18/2005 1:49:57 am
easy. take all 9 matches and light the coffin on fire. the heat will be so intense that you'll be driven to punchin your way outta there.
shovelhead7/18/2005 2:48:25 am
you will know when your out of air....the matches won't light! :)
yanbu7/18/2005 3:00:57 am
i like mez's answer
Al7/18/2005 5:37:09 pm
I would laugh. Then I would cry. Then I would laugh. And Cry.
The angry flagman7/19/2005 12:00:36 am
Make sure you have clean undies on, then ask yourself ( Is this considered a sick day?).
Gerold Blankface7/19/2005 8:41:34 pm
Hhahahahahaaa! oh my god those were all funny answers...