stupid things to do your first week of law school:
miss a class - X
fuck up an easy assignment - X
waste afternoon doing an ugly fade on 10->E - X

Dude dont feel bad, My first day at A.M.I. I got drunk, Kicked a palm tree with my bare foot, spent 3 hours pulling spinters from said tree out of foot. Still drunk, running around motel complex still in bare feet, step in cactus patch and then fire ants nest. Up all night with vary red feet, miss first 3 hours of class because i cant get my shoes on.