I took a very pretty co-worker out to lunch today. It was a very nice restaraunt. Everything was going well until I asked for her phone number.. she changed the subject and blah blah blah. I paid for lunch... $26.00 - and later in the day i noticed she punched out before me and didnt even say goodbye or thank you or anything!! WTF did I do wrong??

Next time don't order the garlic bread.

Don't shit where you eat, Don't date co-workers.
you see them enough as it is. 24/7 would be death.

Nothing better than a confused man. I know what it feels like to be used... Since I was exactly in that same situation besides the whole co-worker thing.. Enough said.

Try a new cologne. I suggest Hai Karate.

tell her to go f*ck herself

Also:
"You're on a mission and you're wishin'
someone could cure you're lonely condition
You're lookin for love in all the wrong places
Not fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope..."

Shakespeare?

yeah, datin co workers is tough. sleeping with them is entirely different, though.

Just probably the wrong time. Another week or 2 and she'd have been up for it !