Please help. This is not an attention thing, its for real. I need help real bad. I done somethin I aint sure of. Anyone please...help.

well, just dont ever do it again. youll be arite.

hey man, this ought to help you.
let me tell you about my problems.
i thought i was a cool po-mo sexual cyber-poet.
it turns out i'm nothing.
i was at the top of my cyber-ballgame.
i could shoot the shit
but i'd bring the ladies home to prove it
that i was alive, being deified
but then i got an e-mail
from some dude claiming to be a source
but something in his message made me stop wanting xanax for recreational purposes
and start needing it
the words and rhymes this guy came up with
totally blew me out of the water.
chew on that fish fry... sucka.

quoi? je ne comprend...c'est un slice? gateaux ou merte?