What are you to do when the elderly lady ahead of you in line makes a stink and you are too rushed to change check out lines? Is it polite to spray the air freshener that is in your cart, pretending to test the aroma once more before purchasing? Is it wrong to pull your shirt over your nose as you avoid taking in what has to be the most foul odor that God could have created? Has anyone else had this happen you or am I the only one to receive what has to be some sort of punishment for a long forgotten wrong doing?!?

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You're not the only one. Spray the air freshener. She knew it was gonna be bad. Why couldn't the old coot wait until she gets outside?

What are you to do when the elderly lady ahead of you in line makes a stink and you are too rushed to change check out lines? Is it polite to spray the air freshener that is in your cart, pretending to test the aroma once more before purchasing? Is it wrong to pull your shirt over your nose as you avoid taking in what has to be the most foul odor that God could have created? Has anyone else had this happen you or am I the only one to receive what has to be some sort of punishment for a long forgotten wrong doing?!?

Sorry...my hand slipped and hit the refresh button. The smell is still stuck in my head and I cannot think straight. Sorry.

If an old lady farted in front of me I would leave my cart right there and walk to my car, get in, and drive to the nearest shopping center.

I would set her on fire and then poke at her with a stick.

She is certainly flammable, full of vile methane. I am not sure that I would poke her with a stick--what if she burst and blighted the whole shopping center?

Well.....(thinking)... lets drop her on Iraq.

rofl