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This looks great! I like it.

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if you are going to be coffin skiing anywhere near grand rapids michigan call me, i'll join you

will do, Yanbu.

"... that's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $99.95... it's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart... shop S-Mart... YOUGOTTHAT!?!?!"

($109.95)- you mentioning Grand Rapids Michigan brought up memories of Ash.

groooovy.

this is real cooool

hey yanbu, i also live in Grand Rapids, not even lieing, go to G.R.C.C

Is that an image from Evil dead 4: ash's to ashes

I've never played that game, and it's not Ash...does he sled on coffins in the game?

rofl

casper vs the spooker-bears

Dear Mr. Steven Segal,

Tuesday, February 12th, was a pretty average day for me. I woke up, brushed my teeth, had my morning glass of mayonnaise, put on my beret, tossed my scarf over my shoulder, heaved a heavy sigh and ventured out into the cold. The suspension on my electric scooter sagged deeply, not unlike my longing heart. While the vanity bumper sticker that Mother had bought me proclaimed "A smile a day keeps the doctor away", I was a very, very lonely 42 year old man. I was morbidly obese and quite frankly, I didn't have the most pleasant odour about me. I was lucky if even that kid with the club foot that everyone chased after school would wave to me when I passed.

Doing the rounds of my paper route, I rode by my local music store. I heard Something about Lollipops emanating from the speaker. I heard the low and shrill sound and it immediately began soothing my jangled nerves. Little did I know that this little piece of plastic, with the wondroous words and lyrics of Steven Seagal burned onto it for all of eternity with a laser, was soon to change my life.

I immediately got out of my scooter, ran into the store, took a few minutes to try to catch my breath. Finally I was able to gasp out to the clerk: "That Cd. That voice of the angels. I need to have it now". I bought several copies in case I became hungry on the way home. I rushed home, changed into my athletic gear and utility belt and immediately began doing pushups. It was like I was a man possesed. I didn't know it at the time, but this CD harnessed the work ethic, the martial arts prowess and, above all, the stunning handsomness and fashion sense of Steven Seagal into one small package. All that I had to do was press play and I was transformed into the essence of Casey Ryback, ex-navy seal, counter-terrorist expert and environmental mercenary.

To the sounds of Mr.Seagal I was able to shed my weight and began taking daily showers. I now entertain several women per week, sometimes even several per day. I am making over $5000 a week stuffing envelopes from home. My life has become full of many smiles a day, and I look forward to each day with more anticipation than the last. I owe it all to the inspiring and electrifying work being done each and every day by Steven Seagal.

Thank you, Steven Seagal.

Your friend in arms,

Kevin Keast, Toronto, Ontario

W,H,O,A. H.

spookerbers

...and I thought I had problems...

Shit Floating Around In Piss.

man with pinocchio nose

wow thats awesome

man he must be about to do something terrible with that on his shoulder

Whoah! that looks like The Devil (as in the tarot card)well done!

well played!

The devil has some big knockers there in the background.

that's not the devil, its baphomet!

to me it looks more like el chupacabras...

no? hahha ^_^

„Wie die Nase des Mannes, so sein Johannes“

totally random...

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dead fox on the highway this morning..>light orange bit of fur

Nice horse.

radical!

k

You Work With Sheet Metal?

nope... but i was playing with a sheet of paperwith kinda that shape

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Hmmm, an ink blot test. I see a beagle coming up the walkway bringing back the daily paper.

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like memory, dream maybe? great

dude! this is sweet.
...speaking of dreams, this reminds me of one weird one where i was walking around naked and i had the 'lions mane of pubic hairs'.. some of it was tame but there were a two 'locks' that were like 3 feet long that curled one rotation the whole length... and all the ladies thought it was just spectacular. the end

looks like Devendra Banhart, which in turn looks just like the depiction of Jesus

At first I thought you said Sandra Bernhard, and I would agree :D! No,good stuff as usual PM.

jury

golden

batter up

a tribute to Jean-Michel Basquiat

is they your friends?

Life

Lithium Iron? i dont get it (:
this is simply awesome though

Must Be Some New Battery Technology.

Coming to life

hm...i dunno

I love sleep deprivation!! It's now a megatacular Monday!!!!

and yes if you are wondering that purple is a perfect fade to the outer left and right sides

ya i was wondering if that was his aura or what, but now i see it is just a fade... and yes sleep deprivation is the best ''natural high'' you can get

Is This The Dragon From The ATARI 2600 'Adventure' Game?

It can be whatever you want it to be Jamester!!

"...BzzzzZZZzzzzzzzz..."

Looks like you might need a rolled up news paper.

Looks like you should sell some of your pics. (f*** capitalism)

Jor-El spinning into orbit from outer space to the Fortress of Solitude.

"...Just playing with colors..."

remind me of Tales from the Crypt

holy SHIT nice

you shoulda played with colors a long time ago.

WOW! gorgeous