just let me know when you start getting sick of these.

...that one makes me kinda' dizzy...awesome...

who could get sick of these? nice

You were all thinking it. I just said it.

I figure the best way for everyone to deal with this shit is to not respond to it. Pretend its not here. Goodnight.

Wow.... mindless graffiti. Almost as clever as a lardman pic

...I could while away the hours..........
...conferin' with the flowers............
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perfect!

...fill in the blank...

"consultin' with the rain.".

...nope...

...kinda' goes with recent postings on here,,,

oh don't make me sing it!
"and my head i'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
if i only had a brain".
is that right?

...if I only had a brain...

Finger it out! d'oh!

hey there are no sharks in lake michigan.

Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have flushed him down the toilet!

those teeth need some brushing and braces, don??t they?

laura! can we go to michigan adventure again this summer?

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shakes head*

*shakes head*

*shakes head*

OH NO! uuhhh, excuse me, this isnt the blograffiti board!!

...OH, and no one cares! yes, im being mean! yeah, you heard me! no one cares!!

uhhh...you cant hear me...so, yeah, thats right! no one cares!

yo mama cares

yo mama cares

go f*** yerrself 'kay!

I will, thanks for giving me permission to.

sorry to hear that Dan, fuck'm

Dan is currently on a long-leave of absence. He will return after pigs learn to fly and hell freezes over. Enjoy.

what? tthunderdan is on a leave? why for?

no wonder they hung up, i cant stand using the telephone more than 10minutes!!!! 3 years!! must??ve been one ear deaf!!!

Dan had a bad case of pussymengenia, he is currently seeking treatment with the clitorious.

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doodle

Find the flagman.

watch out for tthunderdans motorcycle!!!

I could tell you all a few porta-john stories that, lets just say involve gravity. Oh forget it they are CRAPPY stoies anyhow.

Yes i know i left an "r" out of stories.

Detoilet. The most deteriorated city in the world.

I thought this part goes to cleveland or pittsburgh.

creepy old man man eating up pea-man's family
by pompous percival

i hope nobody sees this as inflammatory

yikes

I like this drawing. Could you not do this again.

ass

gee i wonder who that could be

heheh! love this drawing

nice

...the old 400 is running good t'day...

Why is nearly every car or motorcycle on this site driving in the middle of the road? ;O)

drunk n drive?

hahahaha lm

we don't want to hit the angry flagman...

Im safe, im hiding.

I would have been out on my Beemer myself but we have some high winds blasting through the north east today.

...we got the '69 yamaha ds6 running and out and about today...runs well...neat old bike...ring a ding ding...

Im putting my DS5 up for sale. I no longer have the storage for all these bikes.

...I will store them for you...just leave the keys...just trying to help YOU out...

Can you still find a battery for yours? Im on my last battery and cant find another one.

...I stole one out of my daughters quad...haven't looked to buy one yet...

this took far too long

This is a killer group, a little sick but still a killer group.

yes...i love mike patton...been listening to it all day...felt i had to pay tribute

I saw Bungle 4 times, Fantomas 3 times, and FNM 6 times. Its safe to say im a Patton fan too.

you lucky b*****d, i've seen tomahawk once, oh and isis twice(there on ipecac records, not actually a patton band)

Tomahawk is cool, not as good as Fantomas.

i dunno......i'm not so keen on new fantomas one...i love directors cut tho...that is better than tomohawk...fantomas sound a bit messy on the live album. oh yea i seen melvins too, with tomahawk
.

im jealous on isis :)

kix, you got great musical taste...if i do say so myself.

thats just because i always tell him what good music is...but shhh

he he. rock on

m/

the early bungle stuff was absolutely excellent but the last one wasn't so hot! directors cut is freaking awesome where as i didn't care for the first fantomas album that much. and i really like tomahawk. but absolutely none of them touches Faith No More!!!!
ohh yeah mike patton was on the first dillenger escape plan too.

what the hell hasnt mike patton been on. buckethead, rahzel, john zorn, bjork, countless solo albums.... he's inhuman. how does he do it all

dont forget malador guys

(even though it SUCKED)

Swampy computer thing.

gobbless you! i want to play

nice

coool band

yea...the best metal band.

acoustic death metal? YUCK! I saw them with Moonspell and Devil Driver and both bands kicked Opeth's butt.

well the best metal album ive heard in a long time is dark tranquillity's "character" (2005) ive listened to it like 421 times and dont grow tired of it at all...

I can see how Dali influenced you!

yea... got the crutches goin on

sittin back waitin for the storm to blow over

o dang. dont let this drawring fool you. i totaly forgot to draw my huge ass gut

why you pissin against the wall tho?

yeah, about that. things got so confusing and mind-numbing, i completely forgot i had to wizz. so, alas......

is there something written on the window in really light gray, or am i going blind?

yes there is, and it is quite relivant

i.....e.........w/e

...I didn't see that...that is illegal, subliminal advertising...isn't it???

german phrases you wont find in schoolbooks.

GREAT! What lesson is it? "How to use kix' words"?
This example is perfect!

...75 and sunny today...enuf fun and games...see ya'...

Fink will save us all......Wont he?

Sorry...I was drawing when the previous post came up.... feel free to deleate this if you want.

I just woke up. What the hells been going on in here?

We got a little ..... a lot out of control with the lard man drawings.

uhhh...yeah, you did.

pea man

STOP IT!!! this definitely includes also pea-man, or m&m-man or whatever-man! it is similar and it is too much. not even for me!

ha

even....I meant not "only" for me...

ok...since i touched a nerve

it would be nice for this issue to stop here. there are many people here who've been contributing incredible work with respect to others for quite a long time, and a small few who seem to have little. i think we've all put many hours of time into drawing here and are fueled on by each others work. i have put a lot of work into maintaining this area and trying to keep things interesting without being too imposing, and creating boards based on your ideas.

please use these boards with some respect, thanks

Yanbu you are an elitist facist who is trying his upmost to censor art. Shame on you!

that's not the case here, i'm asking for people to have some respect! and asking for the drama surrounding the lard man issue to stop, nothing more.

consider pea man officialy deceased, i have nothing but respect for all artists and for this site..i was just having a bit of fun.

to I Love Lardman - does the act of moderating my website and trying to stop conflict make me an elitist and a fascist?

i dont think so... thumbs up yanbu

Maybe just an elitist. There have been some very creative and funny lardman pics which have had lots of positive responses. Infact, I refer back to my original statement when i said you were a facist elitist for the pure fact that just because you don't like something, you are trying to rid of it. Creative expression is a basic right that we all should be able to indulge in even if it's for fun only. I thought that's what your website was all about.

I apologise if you are trying to keep this a serious art WEBSITE

i am responding to the artists here, this is NOT just my opinion. do you see the response to this issue by the other people drawing? i agree there have been a few good lardmen pics, but the response to emma has been a bit hostile, especially from the lardmen. should i rename the website to "emma's lardman testing grounds?" i should count them just in the last day, so so many. i've been maintaining these boards for over a year and haven't seen any issue like this. this isn't an issue of i don't like your drawing and am going to delete it or some artistic snobbery, it's an issue of watching someone selfishly use this site and not take note of other people's feelings. many people have voiced things that have obviously not made any difference to her. i'm here to mediate this.

you know, there is a fine line between great/funny/provocative ART and just being plain obnoxious.

thats not it at all. most of the people that have contirbuted here have done so in a positive way. in an unselfish way. free from seriousness. good people doing good drawings, inspired by each other (regardless of talent or not, cause what is talent really) it just seems that as of late, it has taken on the role of so many other sites that are void of any sense of community, i.e: blograffiti. i long for the days of the drama-less undersanding that was never talked about here, but, was understood regardless. anyway, take it however you want.

thanks mf!

jesus christ, I missed a lot of interesting drama...kinda sad to see this sort of stuff happen. lets get drunk!!

okay! chocolate milk and cookies it is then!

just like to point out that for such a hard criticizer of "elitist bastards" old lardman was a little tough on a serious art website, yanbu you do a great job with this site and i think anybody here who actually gives two shits about what they draw agrees with me.

btw my post up there was a reply to i love lardman, not to yanbu...

ditto

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...She waits patiently...the morning mist clings to her fenders like a satin sheet....

NICE (to both)
The blueish tones... is this the submerged vehicle?

...not meant to be...but it could be I guess...

hell, I think now its enough with all that lard-mans...I cant see it anymore...

yea...your probably right....i just got a bit carried away

B.A.

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal