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- by Al - 4/24/2005 - 5:29:02 pmAl 4/24/2005 - 5:30:54 pm
Why am I paying 60 dollars a month for cable? I could use that money to go on a date... if I had a date.. well... hey, cable isnt so bad.
tthunderdan 4/24/2005 - 5:34:28 pm
a date would prolly cost YOU more than $60...for an hour anyhow HA!
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- by mf - 4/24/2005 - 3:17:34 pmmf 4/24/2005 - 3:26:01 pm
are you a grade school or pre-school teacher?
do you have an unruly student that just will not listen?
are you at your wits end and cant seem to control them?
NO PROBLEM!
just call your local authorities and we will send down 3 police officers to handcuff and detain any child out of control.
just remember, YOU may not be able to strike a child, but we shure can! i mean really, we aren't going to arrest ourselves.
thank you and god bless.
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"republicans for safer schools"
and
"fundementalists-r-us"
do you have an unruly student that just will not listen?
are you at your wits end and cant seem to control them?
NO PROBLEM!
just call your local authorities and we will send down 3 police officers to handcuff and detain any child out of control.
just remember, YOU may not be able to strike a child, but we shure can! i mean really, we aren't going to arrest ourselves.
thank you and god bless.
sponsored by
"republicans for safer schools"
and
"fundementalists-r-us"
tthunderdan 4/24/2005 - 3:57:29 pm
yeah that's somthin'...and it goes to the other extreme...did you hear about the retarded girl getting raped at school and the principal did not want to call the police...the peoples are OUT OF CONTROL...
Al 4/24/2005 - 5:33:11 pm
That kid looks a little old to be in grade school.
elK 4/24/2005 - 6:24:41 pm
i dont know if i should laugh or weep...
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- by shovelhead - 4/24/2005 - 2:54:32 pmshovelhead 4/24/2005 - 2:55:43 pm
jack, get out from under that desk and fix that sign! break is over
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- by tthunderdan - 4/24/2005 - 2:30:35 pmtthunderdan 4/24/2005 - 2:32:21 pm
...when we go to the mall, and I find unlocked computers, I draw stupid shit on them, then when the employees see it, they clear it off, does anyone else do this?
shovelhead 4/24/2005 - 3:02:36 pm
no, but I went to sears to return a couple of broken sockets and forgot to return them. hmmm.
tthunderdan 4/24/2005 - 3:23:58 pm
yeah, I got a few to take up also
Gerold Blankface 4/26/2005 - 3:08:35 am
I used to go into radio shack and type in the foolowing program into the trs-80 computers they had in the back
10 FOR R=1 TO 2000
20 NEXT R
30 FOR I=100 TO 1000
40 SOUND (I,10)
50 NEXT I
60 GOTO 40
it would wait a minute (for me to walk out), then sound an alarm... WooooOOOOOPPPP! wooooOOOOOOPPPP!
Man I am such a nerd
10 FOR R=1 TO 2000
20 NEXT R
30 FOR I=100 TO 1000
40 SOUND (I,10)
50 NEXT I
60 GOTO 40
it would wait a minute (for me to walk out), then sound an alarm... WooooOOOOOPPPP! wooooOOOOOOPPPP!
Man I am such a nerd
mic 4/26/2005 - 8:01:09 am
that sounds fun, too bad i rarely if ever go to malls...
k1dd0 4/27/2005 - 3:25:39 am
haha gerold thats really neat :) with the time offset this is almost the perfect crime.
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- by The Angry Flagman - 4/24/2005 - 10:07:50 amThe angry flagman 4/24/2005 - 10:08:33 am
Beef... its whats for dinner.
Al 4/25/2005 - 4:49:34 am
Hairy Areola.
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- by fatribz - 4/24/2005 - 8:24:48 amfatribz 4/24/2005 - 8:25:02 am
there he is... but is that grass or carpet?
The angry flagman 4/24/2005 - 9:57:05 am
Hahahahah!!!! if it keeps raining like this it will be a carpet of sea weed.
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- by shovelhead - 4/24/2005 - 5:24:41 amshovelhead 4/24/2005 - 5:26:05 am
STOP RAINING DAMNIT !!!
The angry flagman 4/24/2005 - 8:12:31 am
Your not kidding......I just saw a fish swim by the window.
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- by shovelhead - 4/24/2005 - 5:06:16 amshovelhead 4/24/2005 - 5:07:14 am
BOY...on his hardley.
The angry flagman 4/24/2005 - 8:14:57 am
You forgot the bar code tat on his arm.
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- by The Angry Flagman - 4/24/2005 - 2:35:03 amThe angry flagman 4/24/2005 - 2:35:43 am
Dont bug me.... its break time.
shovelhead 4/24/2005 - 2:36:48 am
stew'd warts ??
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- by shovelhead - 4/24/2005 - 2:24:52 amshovelhead 4/24/2005 - 2:26:11 am
hey flagman... you forgot one
The angry flagman 4/24/2005 - 2:41:03 am
Let Jack get it.
tthunderdan 4/24/2005 - 2:56:09 am
but you get to work with the good-looking flag girls, there are some I see...
The angry flagman 4/24/2005 - 3:26:07 am
We dont have any laddies in our department, we are all a bunch of animals. ( Foreman says were a bunch of pirates and clowns). most of the women in this area are built like brick shit houses and scare the dump trucks.
shovelhead 4/24/2005 - 3:05:37 pm
thats why he's a flagman.... he can't tell the difference between the laddies and the ladies.
tthunderdan 4/24/2005 - 5:37:55 pm
...you got him there...he left himself wide open for that one...
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- by The Angry Flagman - 4/24/2005 - 12:21:05 amThe angry flagman 4/24/2005 - 12:22:03 am
Yay.... its black top time again....
shovelhead 4/24/2005 - 2:11:00 am
nice wheels...
The angry flagman 4/24/2005 - 2:21:19 am
well you know they are crappy tires.
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- by The Angry Flagman - 4/23/2005 - 11:53:30 pmThe angry flagman 4/23/2005 - 11:54:04 pm
Priceless
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- by Shunt - 4/23/2005 - 8:36:10 pmShunt 4/23/2005 - 8:36:45 pm
RRRRRRAAAAAWWWW!
The angry flagman 4/24/2005 - 2:44:08 am
Shovelhead finds a date for the poker run.
Shunt 4/24/2005 - 3:26:02 am
And I bet he's happy!
shovelhead 4/24/2005 - 4:46:24 am
seeing how I have a better half, I guess what your trying to say there flagman is that I found her for you. watch those lemmings
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- by The Angry Flagman - 4/23/2005 - 2:54:02 pmThe angry flagman 4/23/2005 - 2:54:31 pm
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hardcore bear 4/23/2005 - 4:24:35 pm
guess how many gallons of pabst I have in my mouth
Gerold Blankface 4/26/2005 - 3:10:01 am
HAHHAHHAHAHAAAAA !!!
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- by tthunderdan - 4/23/2005 - 2:40:46 pmtthunderdan 4/23/2005 - 2:41:00 pm
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yanbu 4/23/2005 - 6:00:17 pm
did you tag a train recently?
tthunderdan 4/24/2005 - 2:16:29 am
...I shoulda' deleted it...I tried for a long time to put graffiti on the side...oh well..practice...
kix 4/27/2005 - 10:35:09 am
i love it
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- by The Angry Flagman - 4/23/2005 - 2:40:02 pmThe angry flagman 4/23/2005 - 2:43:52 pm
Spring has sprung and so have the sinus headaches.
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- by The Angry Flagman - 4/23/2005 - 2:29:28 pmThe angry flagman 4/23/2005 - 2:31:09 pm
shovelhead, pissing in my oatmeal again. I see how you are....
shovelhead 4/24/2005 - 2:07:54 am
looks more like ear cheese to me. maybe thats whats causing those sinus headaches...
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